russell higgs: I do have a real fondness for this wig. I guess it plugs me into an image of people that was dominant throughout my childhood, growing up in the 1960s and 70s.
all together now....
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!
Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short
Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself
of all my wigs, this is the one that I wish was my full time real hair.